Haiiiiiii

Just right

Is comf, I swearz.

Lush

Am classy

Not too small..

I fit here.

Super ty

Needs mums cudz

Midnight snacks

I ate dis

Morning shower

Getting fwesh

Stretch

Needs my ten hours.

Denial

My whole body fits on dis here 4 inch wide cardboard scratcher, no?

Mysterious

I look slim

Help?

Can someone...um....open muh second b-b-bottle?

Ptfo

Bro.

Fwiendz

I'm popular

Ughhhh

Mumz annoying guyz

Creepin

I like caves

Sexpot

Check out my bod

Killer

I killz it

What.

Comin off a bender.

I wuv pink

Very unhappy about scarf

Hogwarts

Ima hufflepuff

Needs medz

And thumbz

Oh no...

I'm goin on a bennnnnderrrrrrr.....

Watchin you

I could kill you wif my eyez

Filtered water

I appwove

Dinner party

You like hair, no?

Healthy cat

Eat your fiber and take your veggies. I dunno  I'm a cat.

Just like unkle ziggy

Invisible fwiend

I cook mac

And idolize paula deen.

How many servings a day?

Unsure about this whole vegetable bizniz

Holds my head up

Is lazy

I'm a cat

And I curl my tail.

photoshoot wit aunty candy

 

aunty candy, iz yous mockin me? ...

Wow

World of mawshmawwows?

Eyyyy

Iz artsy

Watch out

I might electrocute you.

Well

Is helping

Nomz

I love avocados

Scawy

Ima hex chu

Sink cat

Loves sinks

Ohhhh my goddddd

toy overload

Sun rays

I'm twendy

So what

I has a lazy eye.

Heart throb

Check out my lovey eyes.

So...

Mum, lets watch anime.

Hi.

I see you.